While most of you are off living the “Salt Life”, I’m stuck here adulting. You know, like working nine to five, wearing pant suits, discussing the latest episode of This American Life, and gawking over new coffee blends and inflated gas prices. [Pause] Okay, for those of you who just related to that — slow your roll. Life isn’t that serious…yet. My college days may be over, however i’m having a hard time letting go of my long past adolescence. Luckily, my husband is still in school; so when Spring Break knocks, big mama answers.
This week, we’re in Paris. Although the chocolate isn’t quite as good as Condor’s, we’re making due. We spend most of our days eating, drinking café lattes, and hunting Kardashians. Who knew doing seemingly nothing could be so exhausting? After dinner, and our ninth round of bread and sugar lacquered sweets, I’m absolutely exhausted. That’s when my girl Instagram chimes in. I have spent many evenings winding down with her, checking out the fun you are having while I’m away.
Here are a few posts that are giving me major FOMO. (and I’m in Paris?!?)
Blame it on the Alcohol.
Athens restaurants are breaking out the big guns this Spring with cocktails that are sure to wow your palette. Here are the ones that need to be on your playlist, stat.
Drop it like it’s Hot.
New Spring Fashion is making a fiery entrance. Here are a few top picks that are making me wish I had a whole new wardrobe.
Why you gotta’ be so rude.
These people aren’t rude, but i’m taking serious offense to their talent to make things look so damn good. Seriously, y’all. What’s a girl gotta’ do to be as cool as you?
Baby, you can be my corona and lime.
These folks are taking fun to a whole new level. Like, if there was a x-games, Spring Break edition, these people would be in it. They are straight killing the game.
That concludes my list of jealousy. We’ll be back to reality on Monday. In the meantime, check out what are friends are doing on Instagram.